Keeping it schtum.
Chill, man.
That question is already lame. Mute it.
Kick back.
This ain't a league game. There are no rules.
The mind came to Dudeism and for a moment fell silent.
Then it got all serious and asked "What's required of a Dudeist priest?"
What's required, man?
You want a set of regulations? You want M.E.T.H.O.D, man?
Read and weep...
There's no Dudeist etiquette here, dude. Dudeism isn't about choices. An open mind can't be fenced in, brothers and seestas. You can't decide it. There ain't no directions to Dudesville. If you're looking for a bunch of signposts, read and weep...
It's found between words. It's heard in silence when ideas stop.
That thing that led you here. That's it. There's no way to the Way other than your way.
Dudes can roll but dudes might not.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Can you feel it? Dude is a feeling. Others see it in you. Like the light of the big fuck messiah, shining mellowness for all us sinners. You don't know til you feel it. Then you see it.
It brought you here with a question. But it already knows the answer. Tell your questioning mind to forget about the fuckin' toe and relax.
If someone tells you something is needed to be a priest, they get their business papers out and their to-do list of techniques, then that dude walks. It becomes a lotta ins and a lotta outs. And it's simple. No questions.
Not a peep.
That's why getting ordained is free and easy. One-click away: https://dudeism.com/ordination/ What happens after that is up to you.
What's holding you back, man?
Rev. Thomo
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